When Snow Shovels Are Outlawed
Only outlaws will have snow shovels. Two women in a grocery store parking lot foiled a double purse snatching by grabbing a snow shovel from the would-be robbers own truck and beating the heck out of...
View ArticleBack Off Or I’ll Change Your Channel
An Australian man has been sentenced to a year's probation for threatening to blow up Brisbane. With a television remote control. CANBERRA (Reuters) – A drunken man's threat to blow up half a city with...
View ArticleBlind Drive
You've all seen the road signs that read"Blind Drive." Now, I've often thought that those signs were particularly true in some areas where I have lived, because it sure seems that way when you see some...
View ArticleGrand Theft Taco?
This is a first, I think. A man was robbed of his bag of tacos – at gunpoint. FONTANA, Calif. – A hunger for carnitas nearly led to some carnage after a Fontana man was robbed of a bag of … Continue...
View ArticleFights Crime – And Leaves A Clean, Fresh Scent!
Want to freshen up the air and drive away unpleasant people at the same time? Use a can of Oust on the criminal elements! That's precisely what Margaret Taylor, a British postmistress did. Air...
View Article“I won’t Be In Today….
…I had a friend shoot me." A Washington man had a friend shoot him in the shoulder so he could take some time off from work. Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County, Wash., say a man had his friend...
View ArticleAll Units Respond!
If you want to see the police make an all-out effort to catch someone, just have that person steal a doughnut truck. Trust me, the police will pull out all the stops. The van, owned by Donut Delite of...
View ArticleHead ‘Em Off At The Pass……
….In your wheelchair. A 71-year old man and his wheelchair riding friend chased down a would-be robber, wrestled her to the ground and held her for police. Harry Kopenis, said he went to an ATM at a...
View ArticleMore Vital Governmental Interests
Hot on the heels of the "Great Salt Debate" and the "Kiwi Conundrum" comes the "Swedish Snub"! An eight-year-old boy has sparked an unlikely outcry in Sweden after failing to invite two of his...
View ArticleDo I Smell A Title Defense?
Probably not. Police officer of the year arrested in Iowa COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa – The police officer of the year in Council Bluffs, Iowa has been charged with drunken driving. Officer Terry Cozad has...
View ArticleThe Dimwitting Of America
The real trouble with excluding conservative voices from college campuses is that it helps turn liberals into blithering idiots. Take the case of Phil Busse, the moron college prof. who spent his free...
View ArticleShocking!? Uh…Not Really
News flash! Corrupt Illinois machine politician corrupt. Blagojevich, chief of staff arrested and taken into custody Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich [ed. a Democrat. Funny how the MSM never adds that bit...
View ArticleMerry Fitzmas
(I see my esteemed Adjunct Blogger, Rich, has already jumped on this story. So has pretty much all of the blogosphere at this point. I’ll just add my thoughts here. First off, I busted out laughing...
View ArticleHurry! Low, Low Reserve!
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View ArticleWhen Bananas Are Outlawed…..
…Only outlaws will have bananas. A 17-year old North Carolina resident is currently sitting behind bars for attempting to hold up an internet café with a banana. No, really. If he had thought about it,...
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